@2Much: And then when everyone is focusing on the bright white light, the man in question quickly gets down to filming endorsements and signing autographs instead of playing the game because he has to pay back everyone who sponsored him in his drive to the position. Actual plays that were written before the game and…

@NinjaMarion: I get your need to correct people's factual errors or provide information that contradicts some assumptions being made, but you have responded to every comment as far as I cared to scroll down to see.

I want a Fireflower variant.

Take THAT, Mark Wahlberg's character from The Happening. You just got your shit handed to you and no amount of your condescending soft-voiced lecturing or affable demeanor can help you now.

Count me among the hopefuls, although I will remain understandably distant until proof of the non-suckage becomes available.

@OMG! Hackintosh!: Aperture Science: As long as they aren't Owl City, I am fine with this.

@Paul Howie: I'm not saying it's a matter of time, it's far easier to break his balls until he gives it up.

I looked at the picture and saw a cartoon Eminem getting really psyched about Cinderella's magic gown.

This is corporate art I can appreciate.

@cowboybebopfan: They said that they wouldn't do it because I used latex-based house paint and a heat gun on mine and they don't get paid to deal with other people's messes.

But the real question I want to know is, when the fuck can I get my white iPhone 4?

I seem to be a little dated in my musical tastes, I have heard of only four of these bands. Of that 4, I only like one.

@DaneB: Actually, I agreed with the statement the author presented as fact indicating Chase is a horrible bank.

@robshapiro002: Okay I asked her, here is her response via text message:

So, by your logic if something works for EVERYONE (100%), it should not necessarily work for any number of people included in that group as individuals? Please explain...

@ErasmusSB654: You noticed the frame rate chugging and the oddly bad textures too? Maybe it was done on a pre-release version that wasn't polished... or at least I hope so.

@robshapiro002: Guess having a fiancee is enough strange "vagina repellent" for me; I never stopped to consider internet vocabulary or the type of "women" it may attract or repel seriously enough to care.

@Mali Burek: I always thought that it was the fact that Apple had pissed Verizon users off by alternately dangling hope in their faces and then denying them that caused Android users on Verizon's plans to be so adamant.

My personal favorite animated nip-slip, courtesy of the awesomely funny Clone High.

@Tyrunn: Think he means areola coloration is not typically that light for someone with naturally black hair, although i suppose it could be argued that NOBODY has seen every boob out there and there are certain liberties taken in drawn or animated breasteses.