I will catch a lot of hate for this, but I have always been repulsed when Tartakovsky did his... unique animation treatment to anything serious. I liked Dexter's Lab a lot. It was great! The animation worked for the characters and settings because it was suitably weird. My junior High geometry project involved me…

I'm going to have to drop a lot of acid to see this. I don't do acid so I guess I'll just have to go without.

So when is the next shitty fighting game movie coming out?

Read my comment as "GIRL POWER exploitation" and not "GIRL POWER" exploitation.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I had no idea that was an option... but I am confused at your implication that this "free will" you allude to doesn't extend to sharing my opinion. Can you elaborate?

So this is the face of my enemy? This is the bastard who is simultaneously cramming Ali Larter and Milla Jovovich down our throats with a healthy dose of cliche plotless action and a GIRL POWER exploitation aftertaste? I would really love to put him in a chamber with a bunch of lasers and see him turned into cube…

CAT IN THE WALL?!

Cool, I will have to get some of these for my pretentious inner city studio apartment. I need the lighting to better contrast the 3 chest hairs that stick out over the collar of my deep v-neck tshirt and emphasize the way my skinny jeans hug my nutsack and my ankles. Also, I find that with the current eco-friendly…

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff anyone?

Everything Spider-Man has been cursed to fail. I dunno if you noticed how sucky the movies, games, TV shows, toy lines etc... have been.

yeah, i'm just not an mmo guy at all. i liked the cinematic trailers though. too bad the gameplay contrasts it completely by making every character look like a epileptic mary sue.

So was the original douchebag that answered Moore's call and refused to help terminated? At the very least he should be forced to sit through hours of boring and embarrassing sensitivity training at his own expense.

I can't properly document it in this format so bear with me:

No brah. It was pirated blu rays of the Special Edition Trilogy and the Prequel Trilogy.

"couldn't eat" and "wouldn't want to eat" are 2 different things. don't get me started on exactly why i hate duff and his workshop so much. there are a ton of valid reasons, trust me on this.

Cool, next let's get the Jonas Brothers to play singing pieces of the Spider Slayer!

She's not really chubby, just a little baby fat in the face and hips/thighs. Nothing wrong with that.

WOW MMORPG'S ARE SO COOL I WANT TO STAND IN THE OPEN AND TAKE TURNS HITTING PEOPLE WITH MY LITE SABRE A HUNDRED TIMES BEFORE THEY DIE LOLOLOLOL! ALL THOSE GUYS LOOK SOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOLLL IN THEIR NEAT OUTFITS AND THE BATTLE ANIMATIONS LOOK REALLY AWESOME AND NEXT GEN GRAFIX!

Actually, today's youth DOES smell like 5 plastic buttons. They also smell like cheap whores and they look like them too thanks to awesome role models/fashion pimps like Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens and the Jonas Brothers, who also provide their idea of what music is/should be.

Han Solo was a little too Canadian-sounding, wrong emotion behind the dialogue a couple of times. Otherwise sounded surprisingly close to young Harrison Ford.