damn straight

Don’t try to dazzle anyone here with FACTS and LOGIC!

So, I’ve had to be on a plane and train ‘cuz of my job. How is a theater going to all of the sudden kill me??? 

A box of condoms.

Don’t tell that to my 2012 500 with 120k.

The most ‘glossed over fact’ was the Black Hebrew Israelites that were there one of the most racist groups around. Period.

I take it you walk around licking doorknobs to gain natural resistency?

Someone showed their true colors.

‘when the situation requires it...’

Apparently Miss America swimsuit competition.

No shit.

Fast forward to 2014's What We Do In The Shadows for the best Vampire story!

Obviously this car isn’t for you. We get it. Thanks for the essay.

‘If you feel the price is to high, move along.’ Hell yes the price is to high! Hell yes that’s an ass statement!

Surprised it wasn’t a racially charged rain blizzard.

How dare you criticize the children! SMH

You think these kids organized boycott on their own? Adorable.

Letters sent to prisoners are not private dipshit.

it has been for a long time.

Jack Gomez Skellington Addams, obviously.