His last name was Dixon, right? Al Bundy scored a touchdown against him in 1966! 

It was the Wildlife Department’s opinion that this elk was not that likely to get laid, anyway.

The last two years of fashion have been Goodyears but elkyboi was getting tired of it anyways and is happy to roll on to the next year’s style.

Tire Messes With Bull, Gets The Horns

He was really popular with the lady elk, what is he going to do now?

Bravo. I hope these rangers are making the big bucks. 

Before I even read this, I’d like to compliment the title

Ford will eventually roll out the “F-150 for 150 Months” financing special, so even more buyers can afford that $70,000 luxury truck they need to haul mulch once per year.

The best term is dependent on the interest rate. If 0%, or even anything under 2% or so, the longer the better. 

Um, this is the fourth Tesla article today. I know you guys enjoy trolling the Tesla Stans, but it’s getting a bit transparent. 

Below is a picture to show how bad it was:

Jesus, this is the patheticness of white people, can’t even be truthful about being someone whose black in a mural but in life, you point it out, make slurs, burns crosses, make laws again black people and poc but since they are doing better than you and serve the public, you can’t stand to state their race.

NISMO has turned into a name that’s just rebranded intakes/catback and body kits. Sad to see.

Unless the hauler belonged to GM (and didn’t you say it belonged to someone else?) the $750,000 loss isn’t to GM, but to the hauling company and/or its insurance company.

Trying to be Ferraris?

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“Money Heist” is such a bullshit generic title. It’s like calling a western “Cowboy Adventure.”

And anime fans everywhere are saying “now you know what we deal with EVERY TIME WE WATCH A SHOW.”

I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS TRUCK IS SHOUTING AT ME FROM EVERY ANGLE. IT’S LIKE TOYOTA SOMEHOW FIGURED OUT HOW TO BUILD A VEHICLE USING ALL CAPS!!! GOBLESS