Now we’ll finally get to see if the “It’s a Jeep thing. You Wouldn’t Understand” defense will stand up in court.

Because this incident has caused confusion and delay.

Hiding from Sir Topham Hatt.

Rail Rated™

Maybe he was looking for the Holy Grail?

What’s the point of a smaller unibody pickup if it’s barely any cheaper to gas up?

Another Jeep owner off the rails.  #WhereWasDavidTracyWhenThisHappened?

The customer doesn’t give a damn which supplier makes it.

One thing to mention:

You’ve got it!

It’s not even that. It’s that they blame Democrats for Republican decisions.

So it’s doubly worse. 

The main issue here isn’t that Republicans constantly rewrite history, it’s that the media always fails to hold them to account. 

So he popped out of the hatch of a flying boat over Catalina but it wasn’t a Catalina flying boat.

Watch out for chin turbulence. 

All of the airlines I’m familiar with do not board obviously intoxicated pax at all. The issue is the folks who look like they can hold their liquor, or look stone cold sober, until they get to FL300

The brig is the regular cabin.

Karens think they are the boss of everyone, not just black folks. They and Chads are the people that make life miserable for everyone.

We need the planes from the 5th Element. Everyone just gets knocked unconscious for the flight.

Unruly passengers really ruin everyone’s day. Every plane should have an ejecto seato, cuz.

Yeah, if you’re into that “racist elf” look...