Let us all hold hands and sing a resounding chorus of “Like A Rock.”

I didn’t know they had drive thru insurance agencies :p

That cardboard cutout seems strangely unconcerned.

This is the size comparison between the Ford GT40 and the Ford GT which I have been in love with since I saw the Ford GT commercial during the 2004 Super Bowl. My avatar is a Ford GT.

Yes! I’d love to see some creative engine swaps. I don’t know, maybe put a supercharged Buick 3800 in something.

She missed a golden opportunity to drop the “We know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two” tagline. 

Based on what JK Simmons looks like today, it will be that cardboard cutout coming to life and throwing the truck through an Allstate Building.

This will be their next commercial.

This concept’s fatal flaw is that, since you already have a helicopter, why would you sleep in it instead of just flying it to the nearest 5 star hotel for the night? 

Nothing to see here, just the Jalopnik writers at their finest.

Unless it comes with an optional manual, even at high trim levels, it’s no Tacoma competitor.

A few errors in this article. The Nissan V6 is a 3.8 not a 3.6.

Detroit is closer to Mad Max in that sort of analogy. Been that way for decades and decades. Sure, it’s safe in the shiny areas by the stadiums and such, but like I said before Detroit is a very large city. Where this happened was not exactly a shiny area.

There used to be a saying in business: “No-one ever got fired for buying IBM.” IBM wasn’t the best or the cheapest, but it was the standard. Once you decide to deviate from the standard, any problem that crops up is your fault, because you decided not to just buy IBM.

The redneck cool factor is undeniable. But otherwise bear in mind when, in 2005, you describe it as floaty and heavy with numb steering and smelling like old people, that was a ~25 year span back to its heyday. If you were seated in a then-new, 1980 Cutlass Supreme and compared it to a popular but ordinary 1955 family…

So is Detroit just Gotham City IRL at this point?

I briefly owned a Cutlass Supreme that was... kind of an impulse purchase. When I was living in Asheville, there was this guy named Terry who owned an auto-detailing place near the airport. One day I was there having him detail my Nissan 240SX convertible (rare alert) and I noticed his (immaculate) Cutlass Supreme…

When performance cars are outlawed only outlaws will have performance cars,

Another one that never gets old. They cannot send a white woman to prison. They will bend over backwards and make every excuse in the world. And when they absolutely must, then the creativity of mitigating factors goes to 12.