I’m not sure what supervillian means what you think it does.

I’d got with the Batplane from the Jack Nicholson Batman:

This was my first thought.

This is exactly what I came here to say. Only a BetterThanAverageVillain would kidnap him on the ground. A true SuperVillain would knab his ass in space!

The torture would 100% be listening to ads every 3 songs on Prime Music (which you pay for) to upgrade to Prime Music Unlimited.

No supervillain will mess with Bezos because Bezos is part of the supervillain league.

Unfortunatelly, it did not achieve escape velocity.

These oversized loads are supposed to have a pilot car with a fiberglass stick that would hit any bridge and send a signal to the driver. The route should have been planned in advance so as to not have any under-height bridges that would block their way.

At this point, I would be happy with someone kidnapping that stupid looking cowboy lid off his head. Looks good on a real cowboy, not so much on a guy who is obviously cosplaying.

Why wait for the capsule to hit the ground, catch it while falling:

This is a clever idea, but I’d prefer a more Bond type approach.

I used to drive a box truck in Boston (used to deliver ice, it was insanely busy). One time I was forced to go on Storrow. I had to deliver to a rowing club or something. It took everything in my being to make myself do it. Imagine being told “Oh yeah, just stay in the right lane, you’ll be fine”. Made it through…

I have been involved in shipping many oversized loads and any truckers I have worked with make DAMN sure they know exactly how tall the load is.

Is this Total Recall where this driver’s air rights are now revoked? Come on Cohaagen

Ummmm, actually, you’d be looking for 90% of a bridge. “To select by lot and kill every tenth man of.”

Do they ever measure these loads instead of trying to “eyeball it”?  Bridge measurements could be off if the locals are just piling layer after layer of asphalt on the road beneath them, so that’s understandable.

Please get me out of the grays...

I came here to see 1/10th of a bridge. I’m disappointed at the incorrect use of decimated.

My fun story about something like this.

Revoke their licenses and air for damages. As little as possible should come from the taxpayer to fix this.