When are you going to have a slideshow of all the comments about people hating your F’ing slideshows?

Lamborghini taunts Pagani for their “sober” use of Italian flags!

I hope you at least told the Student Union what a sh*****d their recommended dentist was. 

Yeah, and they’re utter shit. That kitchen looks like one of my first apartments, but worse. Not even a 2-sided sink. Cheap fixtures throughout, garbage carpentry.

And high turnover is often a sign that the owner/management company sucks.

They have a 2.8 star rating on Google Maps.

Yeah, best to mow first, and drink while enjoying the smell of new mown grass. As for doing the mowing, this is the much better Honda mower to get. Tops out at 150 mph.

Even better idea is to get a cheaper used mower and hot rod that thing... look at my profile pic. Turned an old K-mart riding mower into a rat rod mower, complete with suicide knob on the steering wheel, primer black paint, Moon and Edelbrock stickers, flame job on the hood (later replaced with pinstriping).

Somewhere between a chop and a puree.

And high turnover is often a sign that the owner/management company sucks.

And there's a Type R variant, of course.

Much to the chagrin of (at least one of) my neighbors, I am very lax with yard maintenance. A robotic mower would seem an ideal solution, were it not for the reason for my lax lawn maintenance - a near total apathy for the aesthetics of my yard.

I’ve seen apartment complexes that do this. It’s often a sign that there’s high resident turnover. They’re constantly having to pull in new renters, so they want the cars to look nice so people aren’t turned off when they tour the apartment.

I had one single shot one time and tried to ride my bike to the gas station to buy chips and it was one of my worst decisions. Operating a thing with BLADES? Oh no. I cannot even be trusted to put dishes in the dishwasher 

Buy a riding lawnmower & enjoy a couple daiquiris while you mow your own crop circles! (They may not be impeccable, depending on BAC at the time of mowing, of course.)

I don't have anything constructive to add to this as I am midway through a large daiquiri but I hope we reach the point where I can set my robot lawnmower loose in random yards to craft impeccable crop circles 

These aren’t even “luxury” apartments. Just some normal ass, $900/mo units. Give these people a fucking break.

This is a common occurrence on trash day. The trash collectors will park halfway in the street, and once a UPS truck comes along and cant get through, the trash guys will damn well take as long as they want to before they decide they are going to move... simply to show everyone who’s boss. In NYC, is often feels like…

Not having ever driven one - what happens when you turn an articulated bus at full lock, then turn the opposite direction and reverse?  Seems like it might try to bend the bus in a direction it doesn’t want to go.  If it were a trailer, such a maneuver could bring the towing vehicle and trailer into contact, but since…

Hope Dr. Seuss is still OK to post here!