I had no idea something like this existed. I am going to try it out for my next brake fluid change.

Friends don’t let friends mix brake fluid.  And always use a new container.

I have one. It is worth it. I like to get the DOT 4 or 5 brake fluid - what ever the highest boiling point is without going to silicone.  It is pricey but worth it.

Low beam for country night.  High beam for immolation.

And laser headlights.

I’m sure the strategic salsa stockpile is overflowing.

Except Toyota

Hi Torch,

Only if the lights are flashing.

No one has a 3090 card.

This is a thing and it happens. Ignore the old videos where people shoot AKs into the sky to celebrate.

The Jalop perspective: She’s trying to make a left through a busy intersection without a traffic light? That is the incorrect procedure. Make three right-turns instead or find a different route.

I also have no guns. I lost them all in an unfortunate boating accident.

Why did he move to Texas?

I was driving from Colorado to Tennessee.  Somewhere in Kansas I stopped to get fuel and the engine would not restart.  I checked I bought gasoline.  I tried to drain the fuel tank.  After a few hours, the engine started and ran okay.  Then about 3 hours from my destination, the check engine light started to flash. …

And bring back a big souvenir.

Did anyone else read this and think: “Did David buy this? How about now?”

It’s alright.  “Trust me.  I’m a professional.”

What’s an AA male?