Wow, those are high caliber comments from Plaxico.

Kudos for shooting down all these lame comments, it’s almost like they don’t have a leg to stand on. Also Nik Saban is short and whiny, and Plaxico shot himself one time in the leg, he also fumbled celebrating a first down.

Kind of unfair to make them play Trinidad AND Tobago at the same time.

Any time this gif can get dropped, it a great day.

My mom would straight out embarrass me in the worst ways. The day I graduated from high school she reminded me that she had to plow sugar cane and cotton fields both before and after school. And then, right in front of my teachers: “Kids don’t know shit these days.”

I think you can have both, as long as what you’re doing or who you are doesn’t hurt/inconvenience/affect others.

my kids deserve to be embarrassed, honestly

The first time I hit a homerun in Little League, my mom ran down from the stands and got in line with the rest of my team at home plate to give me a high-five. I was like 11 at the time and mortified, but now I love that story and memory.

20 YEARS LATER:

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

This pretty much sums up what my commenting history on Deadspin will do to my kids.

“If Philly’s rebuild continues to fail for five, six, or seven seasons, it almost cannot fail.”

Going to get a lot of unique visitors for this grandma creampie video, all of whom will leave, in a huff, & very, very disappointed.

He slammed the podium only once in his testimony because lightning does not strike twice.

Shocking testimony

Are his legs broken? Is that really Rickety Cricket under the mast? Does he poop into that bucket with the hole in it? Is that guy about to reach in the bucket for lightning feces?

So it appears to have been a charged discussion.

No Ragrets