The league will probably try to get them.* Brady’s lawyers will definitely object (making all the arguments already here—irrelevant whether he actually did it, etc.). It’ll depend on the judge but, really, the texts are probably outside the scope of discovery and should not be disclosed to the NFL. So, if I was a…

Because the federal case won’t be about whether or not Brady deflated the footballs. The federal case will be about whether the NFL overstepped its bounds or handled the entire case inappropriately; in that context, it is actually completely irrelevant what’s on Brady’s phone.

If she doesn't have a coat made of puppies I will eat my hat.

This person would make a great Disney villain.

Only five first-round quarterbacks over the last decade have been released before playing out their rookie deals (Brady Quinn, JaMarcus Russell, Tim Tebow, Blaine Gabbert, Brandon Weeden), and only one of those was a top-10 pick.

Pretty disappointing that AJ Burnett didn't get to play in his first all star game in what is probably his last season.

That’s a clown comment, bro.

Which part of “NO PEPPER” did he not understand?

You’re saying this as if Bryce Harper isn’t a genuinely good guy and doesn’t have a great work ethic.

Mehh, not as bad as Kam Chancellor and his failed Fonzie scheme.

Just dropped by to make a Ballers reference. Enjoy the rest of your day.

“Athlete 1” is described in an email as “the [NFL team’s] best player” after an unnamed quarterback

And why did they make him look like Carrot Top?

SuperVILLIAN.

My sister travelled to Australia like 15 years ago, and brought me back a boomerang. I took it to the park to test it out. It was a blustery day, so I figured the wind would aid in its expected flight pattern. I threw it, and instead of coming back to me, it flew straight towards a group of high schoolers and hit one…

No, I think the poor guy has had enough. We should hit the brakes, change gears and cycle to other jokes

It’s like Ernest Hemingway once said about the thrills of life, “There is nothing better than to be shot at and missed.”

On the other hand, this is how not to run with the Bulls:

I’ve never actually thought about it, but considering most men can’t score from half field, I don’t see why this is weird and/or offensive. Men kick the ball harder and further than the women do. Same as with golf, tennis, literally every other sport (just how the difference in body type), and most men can’t even…

I have watched girls and women play soccer my whole life, and I have never seen anyone even try to beat the keeper from half.