Like a good neighbor, Chris Paul is there! (With an attitude!)

“Imagine?”

Always metaphor truthers.

I was lucky enough to be there with my daughter and it was as amazing as it seemed on TV (already watched it again). Such a great team and crowd and experience.

Trolling or not know basic phrases?

stock up on all that sushi there, bud. So it laaaaaaasts.

I watched this game with my 65 year-old aunt, who had never watched a full soccer match prior to this Cup. After the second U.S. goal, she looked over at me and said in her Texas drawl, “Gosh, this is fun! I remember a day when women playing sports wouldn’t even have been talked about; now I’m seeing all these young…

FIFA finally got something right with Hope Solo.

All is forgiven Hope Solo! You get drunk and beat the shit out of any family member you want, you crazy bitch!

Actually, it's offensive.

Calm down messi

Thank you for your concern *rolls eyes*.

If it stays like this, Hope Solo can start drinking and beating the shit out of family members by halftime!

When I was in 8th grade in 1976, I thought the coolest by god person in the world was my 16 year old neighbor who drove by all us kids early one night in his used Opel they some how imported from Europe then. He was blaring Ted Nugent’s Stranglehold (when Red Ted was just a child molester and had not yet become a loud…

Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

What’s next?

Sorry but no, Kessel deserves better but Leafs fans get exactly what they deserve and desire.

What about if you come out of the bathroom during a party and realized you forgot to put your shirt back on? Awkward...