But did you break the glass?

ESPN didn't realize that might be an issue before they signed the contract? How tough can it be to look at a calendar?

Three points.

The videos I watch featuring pizza delivery guys usually go in a completely different direction.

Or he could have blamed a bad case of conjunctivitis.

I thought In-n-Out wasn't allowed at Baylor.

Jesus Moses, thats funny

If she waited until it was warmer, she wouldn't leave the house until June.

He propositioned her by asking if she wanted to "tap this Sapp."

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It was very surprising because no one expected a stupid playcall like that.

Probably not an OBGYN, but a family physician.

Very useful. Thanks.

I met a guy today who's been crippled (I'm not sure what the proper term is) for 60 years because of polio. He can walk, but with great difficulty. Screw this doctor.

So basically Drew's checking out hooker ads while he's at the Superbowl?

Did you change your punchline after my comment?

He's in good company.

Dude's going to jail for a long time.

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Those kids should Sioux the jerks who dumped beer on them.