Hey I try, but every time I go to say something he just starts talking.

Can I adjust this further? Can we start saying “he married his children’s sister?” I think that moving the onus of the hurt away from Farrow as the scorned lover and to how deeply he perverted the family life of those most vulnerable is important.

She is only the second dropped-out candidate to make a primary endorsement.

If you’re voting your conscience and your conscience isn’t telling you that Trump needs to be out no matter what, then you are part of the problem.

In 2016 you didn’t know how bad Trump was going to be, but now that you do know, you’ve decided that the children in cages, suffering minorities, people getting healthcare ripped away, etc. etc. is an acceptable price for you being able to “vote your conscience”? Exactly what is your conscience telling you?

There is no way she didn’t know exactly what was going on. 

THIS THIS THIS. I don’t even work in entertainment or in LA or NY and I have known for years that Weinstein is a creep who utilized the ‘casting couch’ and womanized and intimidated young actresses. *Every body* knew, in and out of the industry. She’s telling all of us she never googled her gross husband’s name and…

But--but--the rich are job creators!

The only thing you missed was them calling in their buddy who is an expert in said items.

This is what I don’t get. As a buyer, I’m not even going to contact a seller who’s listing things at 40% over what I think is a reasonable price. We’re too far apart and I’d assume we’re never going to be able to find an agreeable price. But then, I would never even start negotiations until I’ve seen the car in…

Except what you said isn’t actually happening very often, its just an excuse lowballers use.

If you want $5000, surely you know better than to list it for $5,000, right?

Somewhere Liza Minnelli is wondering just what the hell a Stassi Schroeder is. And what’s this “tryna” business?

Pointing out that you should be really careful about taking nude photos in this age isn’t really victim blaming, it’s just true.

Fuck all this Melania horseshit, Trump’s calling Joyce’s wife a “looker” is a sarcastic insult right in front of that Rep & his wife’s face. Alice Joyce is NOT a looker — fuck, she’s a plain as mayo on Wonder bread pimple popping doc living it up in Altoona.  Trump is slamming the dudes wife right in front of a full…

When it comes to Pete Davidson, I’m going to say the same thing I said when Jezbel wrote a MILLION articles about Lena Dunham. STOP, PLEASE FUCKING STOP! You make these douchebags famous and then they never, ever go away!

Please stop writing about this dude's dick. 

Oh shit my bad homie. I didn’t realize you weren’t funny.

Why was he chosen to be the moderator in the first place? Brilliant journalist and all, he’s still a dude pushing 80. His entire generation is part of the problem.

Your parents sound like assholes. Your coworkers sound like assholes. Those friends sound like assholes. Assholes generally gravitate towards nice people like you so they can steal all of the nice people’s niceness.