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Elsa Clench
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I’m replying to you because “REALLY?” Yeah, she’s a person with feelings, ok fine. We should start out with every person with respect. But I know enough about this bitch, that: NO. Oh? She’s a DNA Product and producer? So is everyone. I am not a mother, but I am a great daughter, a terrible sister, an amazing auntie.

Unless doing domestic or maintenance labor (of the kind which, like marriage, her father reserves for the undocumented) is somehow lacking in dignity, this is not degrading.

Tacky, complicit, faux feminist, dog whistling white supremacist bitch.

and all children should be sedated

The party at fault here is United Airlines. Their 757s are configured to squeeze 6 passengers per row (3 -aisle- 3), when they really should fit 5 (2 -aisle- 3) - and now they’re cutting legroom by adding three rows. Everyone, fat or skinny, short or tall or anything in between is miserable, and moving millions of

Are we sure that Lakis is a real person and not an actor in a new season of Absolutely Fabulous who wandered onto the wrong set and decided to stay?

Maybe I’m a cynical old bastard, but the Hailey thing reads like an advert for “first world problems, rich white girl edition”. An extension of the teens who have so many hormones and brains that are still adjusting. So they think every small thing is the end of the world. They feel like nobody understands them,

You should absolutely hold it against her. She shouldn’t get a pass just because she is otherwise delightful and bad ass.

I agree with you 100%

of course, this is how jezebel works, intentionally omitting information to make the headlines as inhumane/politically incorrect/appalling as possible.

The thought of a US size 40 garment is horrifying. Who designs them? Cristo? 

because they are too fucking stupid to recognize that NY and CA (and other blue states) are literally funding their backwoods, nonproductive, welfare state. 

No. It’s the racism, the misogyny, and the cruelty. It’s not because of corruption of some other politician.

The far left doesn’t seem to realize that when these fractures happen, the only people who win are the fucking fascists. But, yes, let’s continue to leave behind candidates who we only agree with 95% of the time or who once didn’t agree with us.

Her story is all BS. She hit the lottery with getting knocked up by Will Smith, in 1997 he was on top of the world, just came off years of sitcom success, an average if not bankable music career, and multiple years of blockbuster movies success (Bad boys, Independence Day, Men In Black), at the time commanding $20

FFS, really?

Or order one of the many other dishes on the menu you can safely eat & stop being a dick. 

Ordinarily, my instinct would be to deny anyone who uses the term “snowflake,” but this substitution is truly bullshit. Asking for substitutions in a soup or stew is some next-level lousy customering.

Baby Boomers have been a blight on society.

“YER MAW”