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I wouldn’t believe Collins or Murkowski if I saw them running from a burning building with their hair on fire, begging me to call 911. I would take Ted Cruz’ word before I would take theirs.

Rob Reiner is literally the worst example of someone who would likely be assumed to be a Republican because of his wealth and whiteness. He has loudly and openly identified as a progressive liberal democrat since he began his career and became a celebrity in the 70s. I don’t agree that McPhee “looks like a Republican”

I will go with proudly and aggressively ignorant as exemplified by their blatant disregard for science and their lack of basic morality in their obsession with their “right to bear arms” and their absence of compassion for fellow humans. Maybe not evil but certainly lacking in a morality inspired by empathy and an

That is by any definition a broken system.

What stats?

They are NOT playing by the rules. They are protected by an attorney general who has diminished the criminal justice system and a senate who believes that he will enable them to sustain power. Subpoenas are ignored, felons are released from their rightful sentences, precious voter rights are being ripped from under us

We’ve had 5 solid years of examining the “whys” and it’s not complicated: He appeals to and satisfies their darkest, most racist sentiments which allows them to never contemplate the essence of their hatred for “other”. They identify with a religion that teaches them that they are morally superior and their hatred is

I’m baffled at how at this point anyone could describe this American Experiment as anything other than a monumental disaster. What these past 4 years have uncovered is a government soaked in corruption, where the majority rule of a political party can trample the very foundation of a supposed democracy, a presidency

Of course he would say that without a shred of irony. He perceives every public figure in terms of their ability to stir up reality TV level shit and values them by what he assumes the number of hours a day they would appear on TV. The networks taught him that. That’s why he gets billions of dollars in free ad time

This morning I woke up in a shitty mood, realizing that I had been reading about President Fuckwad’s comments about loser soldiers before falling to sleep. So again, I started my day thinking about Him, feeling angst and exhaustion. And then I remembered a time when the president and his antics were not on a loop

They are monsters and all the fake hair in the world won’t make them attractive. They watch “Real Housewives” and “Bachelor” bullshit, make fun of the women for being “weak” but when the stylist shows up they say, “Make me look like Theresa Giudice and don’t forget to sign the NDA my assistant gave you.” I hope your

You’re doing God’s work. Bless you, child.

Sorry, but more people have suffered and lost their lives under the Trump “watch” (as opposed to leadership) than all First Ladies of the US combined and I’ll even throw in Imelda Marcos, Mrs. Pinochet, and Madame Pol Pot to make sure the number is even. It may be water under your bridge but for the families who may

Your comments and defense of Mrs. Trump seem pretty antiquated and dare I say, stupid. This woman has total agency over her existence and considering her position of power, her participation in the Obama birther bullshit and her choice to support children in cages makes her complicit. Stop painting her as a victim.

Mr Boseman, rest in peace. He left this earth having made a hefty contribution to society. His suffering is over. For the rest of us, it’s only just begun.

I think it’s important to mention how they gutted an entire garden, famously installed by Jackie Kennedy, a woman who would never make a speech dressed like Fidel in drag, and intentionally removed every tree that lined the corridor in order to create a TV runway for this former bottle server/”model”to make a “classy”

How pathetic that someone facing their imminent demise goes to their grave spewing pure hate. When does the oxygen run out on this evil dirtbag?

I generally reserve my fucks for children of divorced parents who are hungry, depend on public transportation in order to get to and from public school, have a father who says he’ll pick them up for the weekend and never shows, haven’t had new shoes in 2 years, and have no mental health resources. Children of

They’ll each do a week at most then get sprung because very rich white people are far more susceptible to COVID and being mocked while incarcerated.

The worst part of the new remote appearances is the maddening audio. Jesus Christ, people if you’re going to be broadcasting to millions buy a goddamn external mic. I’m either straining to make out mumbled dialog or plugging my ears when people insist on broadcasting from their tiled kitchens where the sound quality