I miss the meat dress give no fucks award show persona over this entirely overplayed Halle Berryesque histrionics behavior from new “serious actress” Gaga. She’s so talented, driven, and smart, and there is something so seemingly calculated about this shock at being chosen for trophies. I’m sad that she’s become…

Thanks, La Toya. I’m going to side with the underage boys, especially the ones who kept quiet because they didn’t want their lives ruined. PS OJ’s glove didn’t fit and Casey Anthony was a good mom.

I don’t think Jackson fans have anything to do with it. The Jackson’s are only interested in one thing, and that is any potential damage to their earning power. They don’t need fans to prod them on that front. They are acutely aware of how the truth will damage generations of Jackson spawn while never giving two fucks…

Give me 5 minutes with this guy in a dark alley. Just me, one Jimmy Choo stiletto and Matt Gaetz.

Leave it to an imbecilic Trump soldier to think it would be a good idea to fuck with the richest motherfucker on the planet. Please let this be the beginning of the latest tipping point.

Yesterday Stone(age) claimed he was broke and couldn’t afford to hire decent counsel. Then he’s in a salon getting his cone done. I like rich people’s version of “broke”. It’s like when I’m “starving” at 8pm because I haven’t eaten since lunch.

Her father kidnaps children, imprisons them in cages with a mylar blanket and Ivanka, mother, daughter, wife, “human” says nada. There is no equivalency to any liberal woman so don’t even try to convince anyone with half a wit that any comparison could be made. You’re excused.

She’s a crumby person who lives in a vacuum.

Hmm. Funny how Neeson didn’t ask his friend what hair color, cut, or car model the perp drove, but instead, asked what skin color he was. So much easier to find a random black man and much more satisfying when you do, huh?

Breaking contracts are not a good idea, especially when they are related to multi-million dollar projects.

The lady behaved like an entitled twat, however, my claustrophobia makes it impossible for me to sit in one of those godforsaken middle seats. It’s the open mouth gum snapping that would have pushed me into a seizure. Screw the dishwater coffee and half cans of soda. They should be handing out Xanax like peanuts on…

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Interesting how you immediately define it as a “chance encounter” as opposed to what is most obvious to anyone possessing the critical thinking skills of, at a minimum, those of a 5 year old. The fact is, the only people who do question the veracity of the victims account are those who don’t want it to be true. That…

Liam will be hot around 15 years from now. Right now he still a cute boy.

Jared already has a beard. Her name is Ivanka.

Were it not for Grampa Herculon we wouldn’t even be talking about Kodel.

I refuse to read any collection of words that contain the name “Melania”. I’m just hear to leave a snark bit about her kidney procedure that left her face without a single line with a certain plumpness that seems to be rampant in places like LA, NYC, Aspen, and Vegas, and in every frame of the Real Housewives…

Don’t forget about Fortrel’s drunk uncle BanLon!

OK, LaToya. Why do you assume I am white?

This running for president with the obvious intention of heightening personal brand exposure needs to fucking stop. The last time that happened, the grifter actually convinced 30% of the population, albeit the knuckledragger portion, to actually vote for him and no one was more surprised than the “winner”. So, fuck…