Writing pop songs and trying on pony tails is therapy. Waiting tables or changing hospital gown = work.

She gets an allowance and can only afford a necklace made of pipe cleaners. Sad.

And not a day under 50.

She’s not even bothering to sing along with the track (which are vocals she famously didn’t contribute to) and can’t distinguish the edge of a stage? BTW, the only part of that performance that was “live” was Paula hitting the ground.

An omission is no the same as a substitution. 

Funny, I thought Natives were smarter than this. Rather than falling right into the paws of Trump and his racist band of opportunists, they should be focusing on the potential candidate that actually gives a rats fuck about their plight. Warren is FAR more likely to be a champion of native and civil rights. This…

That GIF is hands down, the funniest thing I have seen since 2006. Thank you for bringing it back to life.

A more imaginative and realistic storyline would have been Rosanne dying from untreated syphilis from blowing Trump.

Still waiting for someone to explain why in the fuck Loren Michaels chose Pete Davidson over other countless talents who audition for his show every season. Dude can’t deliver a single line without giggling like a stoned 12 year old and he can not act. He is not funny and has zero appeal. He gets paid to fuck around…

Sometimes Prada makes more than one of a garment. The $900 price tag would not stand in the way of a brazillionare buying the same shirt as her gazillionaire daughter.

Had Ivanka “decided” to be UN Ambassador, a senate confirmation would be required and that would have been a ratings bonanza. She would have been shredded by the ‘dangerous mob ruling” Dems who would nit-pick her stellar background in real estate money washing and Chinese slave stitched knock-off designs. She would be…

Start by avoiding the ones with “R” next to their name then narrow it down from there.

Rich and white doesn’t prevent ass cancer or dementia. Nursing homes suck too.

Getting raped can alter your personality. Then douche nozzles call you a “trainwreck” because they are in the best position to label your persona. I hope Margaret Atwood writes a fresh dystopian novel about a country that is overtaken by women who have the power to abolish beer and football and publicly castrate men…

When was Damon accused of gang rape?

Your vote is not empowering when the Kremlin is playing with the levers. Let’s stop with the false sense of security when the breach has not been sealed.

Shocking! The Republicans are dirty. The Democrats are incapable of figuring out any strategy other than that of righteous indignation while the Republicans will use any trick in their arsenal in order to fulfill their boyhood fantasy. Ms. Feinstein is not fit to manage her local DMV. She needs to find her purse, exit…

You’re absolutely right. At the end of today’s shit show it appears that the Dems handed the Republicans a win on a silver platter. They are the worst at planning strategy and they consistently fuck up by applying the same logic and lose every fucking time. They never learn.

It’s white boy dry cry. Typical catholic school principal’s office behavior.

Trump HATES crying. This entitled fuck is toast.