This “movement’ and “awakening” is such an obvious, predictable contrivance in response to the impending, all-encompassing indictment that is about to come crashing down on the entire Republican party. Make no mistake, this comes straight from the demented, imbecilic meth tank that brought us Uraniumgate, Pizzagate,…

We are living in the Age of Cringe, with so, so much to make us recoil. It’s when you no longer cringe that you have to be concerned.

That JLo photo. She’s pushing 50. That pic is not retouched. That is not a face that has had a ton of work. This woman won all of the lotteries. Oh, she’s known for being genuinely kind. That’s encouraging.

Don’t assume that this will have any shame value for the knuckledraggers. This is normal, everyday behavior for American simps. Anyone who if offended by this exposition is considered “politically correct”. I can’t wait for the Palin episode which culminates in Sarah and her grifter daughter being delivered to the…

No fucks to give over the Lauers’ semi-conscious uncoupling. Instead of focusing on the damage this low calorie entertainer brought upon more than a few less powerful females trying to do their jobs, we get updates on how white criminals are divvying up their portfolios. However the math is designed, this pig has…

Lying, sniffing fucking nimrod clown. Vocabulary of a 4 year old. Did you hear how his shrill handlers scream the press out of the room before they can ask questions? Hateful motherfuckers.

Midge was never a prostitute. Big dif.

How are you even supposed to know if something really happened unless you post it on social media? I mean, it’s a fundamental quantum question. What is real? Where is my goddamn phone!

....right. So it’s been discussed, hopefully agreed upon, but the woman is supposed to wait for the dude to decide when he is actually supposed to “propose” something that has already been concluded, and when he does, it’s in the form of a public “surprise” where the woman is expected to emote for the spectators.…

This public engagement proposal horseshit needs to stop. Stat. It’s 2018. If you’re not negotiating and discussing how you plan on spending the rest of your freaking existence with someone and waiting to be “surprised” that some dude “asks” you to be his wife, you’re living in some petrified nostalgia. Even if that is…

The Mother of the Bride and the Wannabe Russian Dictator tainting British soil, leaving a dark path, wherever they tread in their lazy hooves.

Not sure paring them with a 1989 Ralph Lauren prairie dress is a good choice. Not without a nice stack perm.

Totally surprised by her office decor. Those chairs! So 2005. The glass desk! Target! Wha??

Where this Ohio and who lives there? Is it one of those places in America that is populated by angry white folks who felt “abandoned” by our government and were saved by Trump?

Straight from the Republican playbook. Pro-life until you take your first breath. Then “fuck-off and die”. Because Jesus.

I hope they do justice by devoting half of the series focusing on Donald Trump demanding their execution then doubling down (per usual) after they were aquitted.

The very concept of human rights is abhorrent to these evil motherfuckers. I shudder to think of the retribution that karma has in store. The fall of Rome is going to look like a state fair compared to what we are about to witness in the coming years. No joke. Make sure to tune it to Uncle Nimrod’s big reality show…

Kylie Jenner just had her lip injections sucked out the same way I woke up this morning freshly impregnated by Idris Elba.

That’s Entertainment!

Bravo kills brain cells, distracts you from everyday miseries by showing you the worst, most shallow elements of humankind, and will ultimately rot your soul. It may also confuse you into thinking that a three foot weave on a 50 year old woman is somehow appropriate (or flattering), or that being on the receiving end…