They’re not running the country so much as running it into the ground.

They’re called “Christian morals” and they defy logic, the same way Jesus prances on water, but there is nothing better than Christian women shaming other women.

“I would hate to be that shit!” The baby.

You’ve heard of the Christian vote, right?

I have been accused of being emotional my entire life and have never once been offended. Because I see what happens when men think they’re hiding their emotions.

You could save yourself a whole lot of time and energy if you simply stated that you don’t appreciate Roasts. They’re full of satire, name calling, bullying, and shaming people. YouTube just released a whole slew of Dean Martin Roasts that would make your toes shrivel. Stay away from roasts. They’re rotten and do…

The place we live in is not at all shitty. It’s people who misconstrue satire and outrage at hypocrisy with bullying that tend to make things shitty.

uh, Yes. I’ll say it again: if she felt bullied by references to her eyeshadow at a fucking comedy roast in 2018, she should pack her shit and run. Because if she has the cojones to stand up and lie every day, attacks on her eyelid enhancements shouldn’t even register. You need to read the brilliantly written article…

Lazy eye = eyeshadow? Hmm. I thought it was in reference to the smoky eyeshadow is actually wears EVERY DAY.

No one was “forced” to apologize. And what exactly has trump done to damage the resist movement? What the fuck are you even talking about?

If a Press Secretary feels bullied by references to her eyeshadow, she might want to stay out of the public eye.

The current administration is trying to destroy democracy. Conservatives, like you, like to refer to it as a rotting, corrupt “system”. The Tea Bagger philosophy of 2004 needs to be updated in order to reflect the current bullshit barometer. Just fucking stop with the fake maverick narrative. This rotting, corrupt…

Please introduce me to a conservative who is tolerant of someone who does not share their viewpoint. I’ll be right over here....

This gay minstrel show offends on too many levels. It’s “Touched By a Stereotyped Queer Angel” for the clueless straights. People in the Heartland are shocked to learn that all gay men aren’t in to drag or might not be the end all in stylish living. Someone show them the middle, please. Also, if that’s not brown…

Stormy is officially Thorny Daniels.

If Mrs. Huckabee’s children and their “feelings” are actually a consideration, perhaps if she is so concerned about how she will be perceived by them, she should consider the ramifications of standing in front of the press every day and LYING through her teeth, berating journalists, and telegraphing criminal…

If I wasn’t such a classy chick, I would give Ms. Deneuve the cack of my hand!

Ivana was left with a rodent every time she have birth; Trump was not involved in their upbringing and his first hag was always being cheated on. After her divorce she moved on nicely and ran through Italian gigolos like a crack addict in a candy store. The woman is an ignorant, entitled misogynist. Of course she…

Accused of “excessive” drinking on the job. Because most physicians understand the importance of drinking in moderation while caring for the US President.

Don’t forget that before Big Shampoo there was Giant Salad Dressing.