Meanwhile, Unreal Tourney fans cry in silent frustration.

Cosplayed as an Engineer with a guitar for several conventions.

“Hey, look buddy. I’m an Engineer. That means I solve problems.”

this is very crude, but it’s more like “persona without the RPG stuff”

This game reminds me of Animal Crossing, but with no anthromorphic animal neighbors.

“meaning you can effectively get one of the most anticipated games of 2023 for just $40 if you’re willing to effectively buy another game at full price.”

Me when I’ve just about given up on Mother 3 getting an official English release but then Nintendo announces GBA games for the Switch

If they’re gonna charge $70 for TotK, the damn game better run well on the Switch this time around! 

Remember that “games never rose their prices” despite almost every ‘triple-a’ game getting deluxe editions, premium editions, season passes, and eventually battle passes.

I’ve still got my expansion pack, but where are you supposed to jam it in on the switch?

As someone with the Expansion Pak, I cant wait to revisit WarioWare.

Of all of these on the list, Life of Brian is an absolute masterpiece. Yeah yeah, Clockwork is pretty good too I suppose. But I’d argue that Brian is overall stronger than Holy Grail.

I am very biased, but the Austin Powers one was just too perfect. 

Y’all foaming at the mouth for Zelda and here I am wondering if there’s going to be Mario Party Superstars DLC ...

Time for wild baseless speculation!

I want a release date for Advance Wars.

Metroid Prime 4, dammit.

I knew I was right to hold onto my 5.25" floppies!

If McConaughey replaced Costner, the series would end with the next episode:

“You want your land back? Alright by me, I’m just gonna chillax, wake and bake and call it all good.”

It’s Shane on water. Mysterious stranger comes into town, town is harassed by outlaws, one family hires the stranger, stranger bonds with the child of the family, kills the outlaws, sails off into the sunset. Plus or minus a couple steps.

“There are too many seasons of Yellowstone, please get rid of three. I am not a crackpot.”