At the end of the day, GTA Online just feels like a last-gen gameplay loop.

I realize I am in the minority, but I can’t stand GTA online. For me, the game is the single player story. Those who feel like I do were let down by Rockstar because they added nothing to the single player experience.

I guess that’s where the money is, but playing GTA Online was one of the worst experiences I have had…

How can you even SEE us, from astride a horse that high?

I can’t imagine us being so lucky.

I’m not buying Harry Potter, and I didn’t buy High on Life despite it being recommended by quite a few people.  Your move, bigot.

Man, this feels like an absolute landmine for those people that hate the upcoming Harry Potter game because of the creator but liked the FPS game because of a man that can do exactly one voice doing exactly that one voice in it. If this shit ends up true, they’ll have to somehow pry their money back from the…

Well what else is a guy supposed to do when his girlfriend doesn’t appreciate the air jordans he gave her but build a digital wife and then regift them???

Also their weird release windows for Watch dogs Legion, Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, and Immortals were pretty much released back to back. That’s 3 massive open world games released in a span of 2 months!

Pirate’s Creed: Swashbuckler

The problem with modern ubisoft is they got really good at one thing (Open world AC games) and then decided that ALL their tent poles should be based on the same design philosophy. AC, Ghost Recon WildLands, FarCry, Division, and Skull and Bones. when zoomed out are basically the same gameplay loop with different…

At my last job when they used phrases like ‘lean operation’ it just meant you’re now doing more work with the same amount or less people. 

“What if we rebrand Skull and Bones as an Assassin’s Creed game?”

I’m just waiting for the board to finally realize that Yves has turned Ubisoft into a directionless dumpster fire while also making it an unattractive place to work for talented employees, and dump his ass.

The Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope thing was sort of baffling to me. It felt like it never came out at all. I listen to a lot of games podcasts, and I don’t think I remember a single person talking about playing it? It’s wild how much it felt like it just came and went. I have no idea why. Like it wasn’t even bad or…

Is this set in the Dog or Train Cinematic Universe?

“Is Plane good? Well, keeping in mind that critics don’t pay to see movies, yeah, sure, Plane is good.”

I’m imagining what goes on at the typical search party:
“Well Cap, we looked everywhere we typically look. We found nothing.”
“Well, did you look here?” *points on map*
“No.”
“Why not?”
“We don’t typically look there.”
“Well maybe somebody should go look there!”
And they’d find like dozens of plane and boat wrecks and all…

It does seem like these movies ought to be period pieces, at this point. “We’re hopelessly out of touch! No one will ever find . . . what? Oh, right, GPS works without a signal. Search and rescue will be here in a couple of hours. Hey, let’s sit together watch those saved episodes of Wednesday on your iPad while we…