Sounds like the AI might take jobs away from real, hardworking assholes. 

“I bought your game so YOU’RE MY DAD NOW! I WANT DLC!”

Honestly, developing games or software with “gamers” as the end-audience is one of the worst professional experiences of my life because it’s the only industry where people think their $10-69 spend entitles them to make ridiculous demands or access developers in ways that wouldn’t be appropriate in literally any other…

Users of free apps are some of the most demanding buttholes out there. That’s why, even for hobby projects, it makes sense to charge something for it. It filters out most of those buttholes.

“Congrats guys, you prodded and pushed another developer too much and they’re seriously considering just stopping for good,”

I’m holding out for Pitch Black Adam.

Aside from Moana, in which he was a supporting character, and which was not only fantastic in itself, but probably my favorite performance of his overall on merit.

This. I suspect that the entire reason Dwayne was so adamant to bring back Cavill was that he wanted to show he could beat Superman. 

I do enjoy a glass of Mick Foley’s Mankindischewitz.

No, but it does mean that demanding the premiere feature your 21+ beverage is kind of tone deaf.

I’m sure the Rock’s tequila is lovely, but I’m just here for Rowdy Roddy Piper’s cognac.

The most hilarious, and most on-brand, being the reveal that Johnson demanded the studio set up a tequila bar focused on his celebrity vanity tequila Teremana at the Black Adam premiere—even though the film itself was PG-13.

Your periodic reminder that Vin Diesel got fired off of Reindeer Games in the late 90’s because he refused to take his shirt off because, and I quote, “I only show my guns in Vin Diesel pictures.”

This. You write good.

It kind of strange when we finally realize that Vin Diesel is the least “candyass” of this two bald guy.

Give him credit for realizing alcohol is one of the few things that could make that movie tolerable.

The person I feel bad about in all of this is Cavill who seemed genuinely excited to be coming back to the role, only to have everything completely dashed a few weeks later.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

In tomorrow’s news; Logan Paul challenges Coffezilla to a boxing match.