Probably best not to title the article about the accused domestic abuser as them being a “designated ass-kicker”.

Yeah, that was a move to free up max level cap space (which they’ll now have if they renounce Rozier).

Yeah, no. It’s a structural issue with how the sport is set up; the top handful of NBA players are worth on the order of 25+ wins. The top players in other sports do not come even come to half of that; accordingly, the NBA is by far the most predictable sport when it comes to playoff and title contention. On a game to…

Just call the NBA what it is at this point: reality TV. It’s storylines, flash, and drama over anything else at this point. You know at the beginning of the season who the contenders are, and who will finish at the bottom of the league. You can watch the last 5 minutes, or at worst the 4th quarter, of any game and be…

Slow news day, huh Gabe?

“There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up…