@Monstercloud: Starred special infected?

@paco650: Infected...in...spaaaace...

@EighthR: "Goose! I can't reach the ejection handle!"

@jimmuhpage: It depends on what I'm collecting, and I only use em after the first playthrough. For example I found all the Montenegroni statues in AC2 without one (easy I know), but there's no way I'm going to go and find every single feather myself. I don't even know if I'll bother at all.

@plasticmouse: I vote for a class-based multiplayer version of Bionic Six.

I have a suspicion I may be missing the point entirely, but as someone who has nothing but disdain for CAD, if you paste cache dot gawker dot com/assets/images/*/*/*/*cad*.jpg

I'd like a monitor, but I'll settle for a big dinner with the family

I know quantity doesn't always equal quality, but when I see a game that has to be spread over 2 discs I regard that as a good thing. Then again I game at my desk, so the tray is always within arm's reach...

Sorry, but to secure my erotic gaming dollar, they're going to have to state exactly how many mothers this game contains.

@syafiqjabar of Mars: Longboob is loooong...

@Villain-Number-12: lol, good analogy man

@PhoenixDog: It seems to be par for the course these days. I've been forced to start a twitter account that follows all my favorite studios, as news inevitably pops up there before anywhere else.

@McNutsack: Hear that? That's the sound of soul-crushing jealousy...

@Tyrunn: I didn't speculate on what they may or may not have been doing, or make judgments on whether or not they took anything out of the game. I'm merely saying I can understand why some people would feel that something might have been subtracted from the game due to the way the DLC fits between sequence 11 and 14.…

@Tyrunn: "The game mostly depicts the adventures of the assassin Ezio Auditore in Italy, spanning the years 1476 to 1499. But it skips 1489-1498, which should be labeled as "sequence 12" and "sequence 13" in the game's DNA/menu-screen. Instead, the game skips from the 1488-set Sequence 11 to the 1499 Sequence 14"

@m0re: I've bought a few Sennheiser headphones before, and the HD555s are often recommended as good gaming headphones without being at a ridiculous price point. I have no reason to think I'll be disappointed. If somebody went out and bought a pair of high end Grados and then bragged to everyone that their setups were…

@riccochet: I imagine all that awesome strategy and teamwork goes straight out the window pretty damn quick.

I've been playing my friend's copy of AC2. God, this game has crap controls. I can live with it when I'm bouncing around the rooftops, but when you get into one of the tombs, it's trial and error over and over to find the exact angle you need to hold the stick at to perform the action you want. I think it's because…

@WhiteMåge: I was gonna spring for some shiny new Sennheiser HD555s when my next paycheck arrived. But at the risk of being labelled an elitist douchebag, I think I'll go buy some $5 earbuds.

@You Cannot Untoast: Agreed, I hate stuff like this. Even if you format unfunny bullshit in a whimsical format (like a psych profile), it still isn't funny or clever. Nice try Microsoft.