I live in Maine. I often marvel at the women in Portland that wear exactly such warm-weather clothing (shorts, stockings, tank tops, skirts, etc) on nights with exactly such chilly weather conditions.

My friend Ray Finkel says that's an issue, but he doesn't seem trustworthy.

Mike, if you seriously need to taste In-N-Out, it’s not too hard to get close enough at home. Born and raised in California 5 minutes from one, you can all trust that I know what In-N-Out tastes like. The distinctive flavor of In-N-Out it seems to me comes from the interesting juxtaposition (oh god I’m sorry I did…