I am imagining this hat a million ways and none of them are cute.
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The exact phrasing of what I was about to say, to a t.
I feel the same way! I always felt like Ke$ha was a super-genius, trolling us all, in charge of her own destiny. I still feel that way, and am just bummed to recognize even a woman like that can let some fucking asshole into her brain on this level. Could happen to any of us, I suppose.
Comic Sans made it.
"Looking for the man of your dreams? Well Urine luck!"
Mindy was right. He would make a great centaur.
Gee, you know you're right. I'm probably a shallow asshole. Josh Hutcherson is probably a douche. Entirely incapable of forming any sort of lasting bond with a woman. What a hateful ass.
I'm admittedly very self conscious about dating shorter guys, but Josh Hutcherson could get it whenever, wherever, however. (Though it would undoubtedly be very nice and sensual the first time, and he'd probably play with my hair after.)
"So many things have... shades of grey. Heh. Heh heh."
Not quite so long yet, but the message is on point: Lose everything. Kick ass anyway. Also all of the romantic entanglements in this show quickly end in one party's death.
It's soothing in a way to know that James Franco looks the same half naked as just about every guy I've ever dated.
While I see where you are going with this as a positive thing, I don't necessarily agree that the author is in the wrong. I was a pre-diabetic size 2 in high school. Why? Literally just because of the shitty diet I was consuming. I was an athlete and exercised over 10 hours a week. The NPR writer is not wrong insofar…
Rowling had many a good one up her sleeve. My personal fave was Aberforth as barkeep at the Hog's Head.
I know this thread is basically dead by now but how has no one mentioned this casting call from Fringe?
I understand entirely that men are physically stronger than women on average, but there's something in the phrasing there that I find amusingly lacking in finesse. If you listen to the quote in context, it's pretty humorous in an aw-shucks-old-lady kind of way. Strength, after all, has many facets of meaning, most of…
"Having a female win is great!" Yeah, it is! Thanks, progressive old lady! "Because, you know. Men are usually stronger than women." Oh. Oh, nevermind.
Can we also point out that one of the most modest women in show business chose to wear what looks like—even if it isn't—a completely sheer gown to meet a newlywed royal? The dowager countess is spinning in her grave.
Do people watch this show? Is it good? I'll admit that this Gyllenhaal lookalike was the only reason I made it as far as I did through the pilot (which wasn't far). I didn't foresee the Red Queen holding a candle to Regina.
What is this image from? Can't be a just a normal day in jail, because that would indicate either she is the most naturally beautiful woman on the planet, or they're handing out super fun make up in Russia's seriously fucked up prisons.