She probably spilled hummus on it and had to cover it up last minute. That's something my BFF would do.
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS OBSESSION TO ME. Major fangirl reporting for duty. I do not understand the Hiddleston obsession. Please please explain what I haven't watched that he is very sexy in, because he makes my vag shudder. In the bad way.
Everything looks really dumb!? I was not at all excited about the 50 shades venture until I found out Jamie Dornan was in it. Now after looking at that cover, I will probably be a bright shade of red all day until I run home at lunch to... uhhh... to cook, obviously. To cook.
Listen, you know, he can't let Miley have all of the edgy. He's still in there. He's still with it.
Mmmm appropriate he should be from District 4, cause that man surely has unlimited access to the great American fish market IFYAHKNAWWMSAYIN.
Sounds like maybe we've found an area in which Austin is destroying New York? Brussels Sprouts are THE THING in this city. Come on down any ole time.
Perhaps she was mourning the loss of the gayest part of her, much as I had to when JLaw cut off her JLocks. RIP, JLocks. RIP.
You're right. What sort of concepts are these!? Women are people too? We shouldn't submit to an unjust government? Young peoples' ideas are worthwhile? For the birds. If I have kids we're skipping that one.
"Think you've eaten all you can take? Not at Subway!
Oh my goodness. I live in Austin and may have to meet this man. I'm not sure my collection of personal essays (which will undoubtedly skyrocket to #1 bestseller when it is published posthumously many years from now) would not be complete without that story.
Thank you so much for writing this. I am sorry that the comments seem to be primarily disagreeing with you, because I think that we need this sort of opinion—whether or not it is infallibly true—in order to avoid self-bias.
Love how they say relying on the government/taxpayer is synonymous relying on men, as though only men govern and pay taxes.
"But really, Ms. Sandberg. What do you say to accusations that you took the idea for 'Lean In' from the disclaimer to a 1970's clothing manual?" "Wha-what?" said Sandberg nervously. "I-I... I don't know what you're talking about!"
True life: I had a serious boyfriend who was into farts. But not the sound—the smell. He said it was true intimacy, knowing someone that way. But I assumed, due to the Cake Farts franchise, that this was fairly run-of-the-mill in terms of fetishes? No?
I had the same conversation with my girlfriends and we decided he needed a higher-ed consultant. I've sent in my resume every day since, still no answer. CALL ME, JUSTIN. I GOT YOU.
Did he just say "I overstand"? Is that a thing?