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Man Does Rude and Not Difficult Thing

My grandma was a total badass and trailblazer, and my grandpa was shy and sweet. Family lore holds that one morning he was heading out to do chores and she said “I thought I’d make us some cake this afternoon and have the pastor over.” He assents. She adds “...And then I thought while he’s here we could get married.”
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A few years ago, a college student charged me $10 an hour, saying her low rate was because she didn’t have much experience. I live in an expensive area, but the numbers seem accurate for what adults are charging to babysit. I’m sure teens would go for less, but depending on the age of the kid and how much you trust…

I know, it’s pretty steep—much like all other kinds of child care. It’s nice to have grandparents on babysitting duty, but they don’t always follow the parents instructions (at least the ones I know)!

tweets without comment is not evisceration and i think this woman is hilarious honestly

My husband’s ex wrote him a Facebook message the day we announced our engagement saying “So happy for you!!!!! :) :) :)“ but then like twenty minutes later she posted a video of her singing a mash up of a bunch of Taylor Swift songs, including “You Belong With Me” and “Speak Now” the one where Taylor just straight up…

I met my husband through my ex, as we were all part of a group of friends in college. This isn’t a skeevy thing where I dumped my ex for my husband. I actually got dumped by the ex (who was my fiance at the time) and he actually suggested my husband and I hook up, because he thought since we were both overweight, we’d…

I don’t know about him, but I totally flipped when my ex got engaged to a mutual friend of ours. I went to a bar and ended up drinking with red neck comedian Ron White that night.

“No such thing is possible. In the Talmud, in the Jewish tradition, it says when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously, so I don’t agree with that.”

when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously,

Hey, if I wanted my crazy Jewish grandmother’s opinion on my sex life...

It’s kinda more like, there’s no more locked doors because that is illegal, but there are still really heavy doors, or doors that jam and only open a crack, or doors with special handles that only penises can open, or doors that will grab your ass when you walk through.

I plan on dressing like Amanda Lemmon from It Takes Two all. summer. long.

I live in NYC. I’m from the area. I lived upstate for a while. Let’s make a deal - you don’t propagate the use of flip flops, and I won’t make fun of you for being a godless hippie with rancid feet with no respect for your surroundings.

Man who invents salad named after Kendrick Lamar does not know Kendrick Lamar lyrics shocker!

I’m the same age as Elizabeth and her story, since she was missing to when she was found and beyond, has always stayed with me. Primarily how she schooled Nancy Grace during an interview, and how she talked about how her school and church’s teachings of purity negatively impacted her after she returned home.…

That’s actually nice. Should be a real boon to her career.