Literally the worst. #womenbemarrying

SING IT, SISTER

(Body Odor)

HYUK HYUK HYUK TOO FUNNY RIGHT LADIES!??!

Frat bullshit tends to involve other people against their will. I'm sure many people would prefer not to worry about their friends/family getting harassed/assaulted/raped by some frat douche.

I get her frustration, as it is clear the frat using it as a PR move and don’t care much in reality but this is an interesting Q.

Thanks! I use soy milk but always have almonds (therefore, almond milk).

you seem fun

A place outside where a woman can be left in peace? Does such a place exist?

well this comment fucking sucks, is the thing.

Trader Joe’s is a no-brainer. Lately though Kroger has been impressive with their higher-end Private Selection brand and their organic/natural Simple Truth brand.

Agree with Tom + Lorenzo but LOL at “costumers.” I had to fight with my phone to even get it to allow that spelling.

At my first trip to the OB/GYN, I was a little nervous. During the procedure, the doctor was very sympathetic and tells me, “You’re doing really great.” And out of nowhere I reply in my best Southern Debutabte, “I bet you say that to all the girls!”

You didn’t “burn” the cop by any stretch of the imagination, and you didn’t use it “perfectly” in context. He wasn’t making some insult to which you gave a witty comeback, you were just a drunk asshole he was stopping from killing anyone else.

1) Stolen from Winston Churchill

My then-roommate and I were at a bar and a guy came up to her and said in the most cheesy, oily voice you can imagine, “Hey, just to save some time: how would you like your eggs in the morning?”

“That’s pretty much how shopping works, too, by the way. Unless you just have terrible taste.”

Ha! I didn’t even notice because I was so busy looking up how much play tunnels cost! SHOWS YOU MY PRIORITIES LIE!

Tay-Tay only learned about Ina 5 years ago? God, she's so basic.