I think Ross Douthat, of all people, actually had the best response to this:

You should read about what Charlie Hebdo actually wrote and drew. They satirized all religions and in fact, their latest cover was a satire on an anti-Islamic book written by a Frenchman.

Look, I love me some Nalgene for its indestructableness, but it is not the best water bottle. I say this as a person who undoubtedly has used Nalgenes more than most, as I was attending wilderness college during the height of Nalgene-mania. The bottle is unwieldy and hard to grip for small hands. There is a 50% chance…

Look, I love me some Nalgene for its indestructableness, but it is not the best water bottle. I say this as a person…

Numbers, huh?

Especially since Miami plays in the National League, so they wouldn't face each other in the World Series.

I have to say, it's shitty that the Oregon players are receiving more punishment than the rapist in this situation.

The whole game was a trivialization of sexual assault. The announcers were hammering on the fact that FSU had a chip on their shoulders because they felt the country was against them, and against Winston in particular, and they never, EVER mentioned why.

yes that's the point

fuck this

I've got some shit boys.

Tina Belcher is my queen.

"FYI"

Hey, can you not use "on point" anymore? It comes across as kind of thirsty.

Sometimes, on cat videos.

DOES ANYONE WHO COMMENTS ON THIS WEBSITE EVER LAUGH?

lol yes god bless the future of every single person who reads this and immediately ricochets into "BUT WHAT ABOUT ME"

Your essay makes me uncomfortable. I honestly don't know how to help or be an ally. I work with kids in the family court system, either through abuse/neglect or juvenile delinquency/incorrigability. I want to fight for these kids, the majority of whom are POC. How do we do that without becoming a "good white person"?…

Did you even read this? Nobody is asking you to apologize. This isn't about you. The fact that you managed to be offended by this piece is a testament to just how much you don't get it.

I am a good white person. ... And do you know what? I don't see a need to apologize for it.