Have you ever tried to tell a teenager anything?

Really happy I read this comment today. Thank/bless you.

Same here. ....Husby and I are currently rewatching Mad Men from the beginning, and I am finally able, this time around, to appreciate his acting as Pete, the character, whereas before, I couldn't separate him from Pete (which is a testament to his acting).

Or PayPal, or Venmo, or I'm sure there are other options...

Venmo also accomplishes this quite well.

Tom: Preserve appears to be a lifestyle website for people who really like Bon Iver but make shit tons of money working in, like, finance or something.

"I thought this was a decent-looking wallet, until I saw that it costs as much as a week's worth of groceries. Now I just want to throw it in that big hole in Siberia and scream "fuck youuuuuu" at it as it falls."

Tom? Is that you?

I think a lot of guys who watch Mad Men wants to identify in some way with Don, or maybe Sterling on some level or another. If I'm honest with myself, I probably identify most with Pete, discounting the waspy upbringing.

Joan, Peggy and SALLY please! You know that kid is going to have an interesting life.

Is your little girl allowed to see her own ass?

It doesn't sound like she feels obliged to do show her ass at all. She wants to. She most likely paid a lot for that ass, it's a nice one, and if she wants to show it off more power too her. If you're proud of your ass you can show it off too (as long as it doesn't violate decency laws). Hell, I don't walk around…

Uh, yeah, most of us are aware, but that isn't the point. All the things Indigogo said (just using condoms isn't the safest way to prevent pregnancy, plus they suck in general), and many women need hormonal birth control in order to regulate their periods.

Pretty sure they are aware of it. But lots of ladies are in monogamous relationships and don't feel the need for them...plus condoms have a higher failure rate than other contraceptives so if you're really serious about not getting pregnant, a condom is not enough.

I'd be sad, too. History, recent or otherwise, hasn't shown Washington to be very hospitable to Indians.

#NotAllDogs

ALL DOGS ARE PUPPIES!

I don't think this is getting used in the trial, but in the lead-up, I've heard at least one of them (or their attorneys) say that they didn't do anything different than any other former governor. To wit, one of the defense witnesses is a former governor. lolz.

I recently moved in with my girlfriend, and it has been 100% an amazing experience. I could probably go on and on about each of the above points, but I just wanted to say something about "distributing the workload:"