It's the worst. The $1,300 in damages included completely replacing the carpet from the puppy. Also, you have the best name I've ever seen on Kinja.

With women who are as anti-woman as they are, evidently.

In this order, she:

He was not a good boss. AND the guy in question was, at the time, our top-paying client. Talk about a power differential...

It felt veryyy much like that.

My boss at my first job, a senior attorney and founder of the law firm, called me in his office and asked me to shut the door. I was terrified and assumed I was getting fired. nope. He tells me that one of our clients saw me as I was helping set up a conference room and wanted to take me out. This man was 46 years…

Fair enough.

You should start a series of weird retail customers. I've got a few truly bizarre stories and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

While I was studying abroad in Paris a few years ago, I was sitting at my favorite park, reading a book, and there were two extremely obnoxious American girls next to me. They talked so loudly and their conversation topics were so inane and evidently I had a visibly annoyed look on my face. A cute boy had been seated…

YES. I think Bateman is also miscast. They're both way too nice.

AGREED. And in the book, their relationship is way less cute.

I feel like Jason Bateman is too "aw shucks" for the part of Judd. I imagined someone slightly less likeable.

From the trailer, it seems like they've cheesed up all the darkly funny parts of the book. The casting seems pretty great, but it just seems way too light.

YES. I spent a semester in Paris in college and learned the harsh realities of the city. The homeless population was larger, and worse off, than any other American city I've ever seen. The street harassment was the worst I've encountered in my entire life. And living as a student, I could not afford to eat gorgeous…

John & Kate had all their kids in only two pregnancies, though. It's not as if she's a Duggar, just popping one out every 10 months.

OHMYGOD I have been wondering how in the hell you fry kool-aid since the state fair two years ago.

I hate myself for knowing this, but it's Lilly Pulitzer (2 L's).