The irony, that this response didn’t get Kinja’d and mine about the PT Cruiser did, is simply perfect.

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Brian Williams?

And your fabulous VW dealership experience begins.

That reporter has a really unfortunate haircut.

That’s fucking awesome.

Wow, it makes flying redundant.

“It’s so bad, in fact, that Clarkson says the only good thing he’s got going for him in life right now is that his son is living with him.”

Panel gaps you could fuck.

Well if you haven’t already - get on Yelp, find the absolute best independent VW shop you can, and get ready to rely on them heavily as soon as your warranty is up.

The answer is Volvo.

The most CLASSLESS car of them all, one that everyone could (and did) drive has to be the VOLVO 850. Volvo was transitioning when the 850 came out (to fwd, boo!) so the dealerships were full of these new 850s and some old left over 940/960 models. And it showed, the adjusted inflation prices of the Volvo 850 went from…

If cars could get you pregnant, Dodges would be the dead-beatiest dad of them all.

These are going to make the mall parking lot so fucking butch.

Calling anything on this list "dependable" except #6 (or #9, if you happen to already work in an army motor pool) is just absurd.

Holy shit, anyone that goes with #3 is going to have a bad time. Nothing about owning that car will be cheap.

What the hell is wrong with you?

what (technically) is the difference between a metric shitload and a metric fuckton? Asking for a friend

An engine.

i'll see your chrysler sebring and raise you a... base model Dodge Caliber!