Here are a few familiar classics that won’t totally distract you:

It’s like you’ve never experienced the joy of pouring your own soft-serve.

Not to be glib, but I’m surprised the number one preventative treatment isn’t “Avoid radioactive materials.”

After taking a bus from Chicago to NY a few years ago my personal rule is to never take a bus trip over 4 hours. Either fly or drive yourself, you might spend more money but it’s worth it for your comfort and will in most cases be faster.

Drive the kid to school the next day, answer “I don’t see how that’s my problem” when he questions it.

Followed immediately with a long list of summer chores for them to do.

FYI - There’s an app called Wifi Analyzer for android as well (don’t know if there’s an apple version). It has all the same functions. I’ve been using it for years. For me, it’s more convenient than turning on my laptop.

To throw your kid an extravagant party is to admit you need to bribe other kids to be their friend.

Love the Uncle Buck photo. The world needs more John Candy. :)

Not instant, not even quick, and contains no pot. False advertising.

Overdrive, it’s only as good as your local library makes it, but my local library is really good.

“Kind of a Bullshit test on the part of Elon & Company.”

“a green pickup trick”

As if most truck owners actually use it as a truck.

To be fair, I do draw like feces.

At first I thought the headline was “How to Draw Feces.”

My back hurts just looking at this. Someone get this person some ibuprofen!

How can you tell. Have you ever seen them together?

Never Seen a cop say to “keep the camera rolling”...

The cop - the black woman. Her facial expression is the story here. It is the face of “what kind of white nonsense is this?”...