You'd better call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone:

Most people don't quit their jobs. They quit their managers. An understanding manager goes a long way.

Thanks to incognito mode, and adblock it doesn't say who I really am. WHEW!!!!

Clean and deodorize socks?? The last place my gross dirty socks are going is anywhere near where my food goes. If you are running out of socks before you do laundry, you don't own enough socks.

NASA could have saved some money and just used her ass for the same effect.....

Not in YEARS! TV is dead to me, Dead, Jim.

No, because sandworms go om nom nom nom.

I have a Roku 3 but Windows 7... too bad cuz I really need a better way to watch porn on the big screen. lol

I like this better:

This falls into the category of advice I hope never to have to use!

A nice well written article. Thanks.

New and improved. Now made with extra absorbent materials!

And if you actually care about your security, you should turn the built-in password loggers off and use a plugin like LastPass.

Here's my list:

Image from the "Cheerleaders" POV:

Apple support be like:

Woohoo! My iPhone 6 Plus stopped bending after applying this update. Thanks, Apple!

I'm pretty sure he's holding it wrong.

Such a series of ridiculous statements. I have an S5. It has one cover over the charging port. The cover is shiny chrome and looks great...as does the rest of the phone. Bad copies of iphones? If anything, the iphone is now a copy of the Galaxy. You've got it backwards.

You know I'm sick of all these weak-kneed articles about building comps at a price point where you KNOW you can't go too far wrong. What I want is to know what sort of a computer I can build, for $5-10. Show me THAT, and I'll know a true geek.