I was gonna say.....so what SHOULD i be using?  Until i hear...salt it is! 

I’d like to ask if having sex counts, but...honestly, does masturbation count?

Hmm...still don’t see what wine to get. Maybe there’s a video that i can’t see at work? awesome.

So......how am i missing what wine to get??

Hmm, now we need an article for creating a fake email address.  

WTH?  The dude at the end doesn’t zip up his suitcase?!?!

WTH?  The dude at the end doesn’t zip up his suitcase?!?!

Huh....i thought all Apple products were naturally immune to any and all malware...

Of course Illinois isn’t participating....i really need to move...

Wow...use for 2 hours of big O’s.......

Wow...use for 2 hours of big O’s.......

I actually run two separate networks. One, uses the router from my ISP, and it’s my guest network. It dumps straight to the Internet and doesn’t have any filtering. And then, i use my router for my devices and i use OpenDNS to filter out the bad sites...this is very helpful for typos or links that might not be…

Yep, allergy testing costs around $1000....give or take. 

I have a high deductible plan and hit the deductible almost every year.  I have a FSA, and put enough in there to cover the deductible.  But yeah, once we hit the deductible, it’s time to schedule allergy testing and other stuff that we wouldn’t pay full price for.  

Sooo...if the person taking the pic had simply turned their phone to the side, could we have gotten this in one shot instead of three shots stitched very shittily together??

I have a wallet / money-clip, so it’s got a good sized magnet built into it. I like to stick small metal objects onto my pocket and watch them stay and then tell people i’m using “the force” to hold them there. Which, is 100% true....the magnetic force.

Sleep naked...YES!

I’m WAY more worried about the ball or whatever they are throwing around landing on the grill, than I would ever be about the kids getting near the grill.

Plus the measurements are all.....weird....

Audible? You can download it to your phone. But, i use my phone for navigation while driving (Chicago traffic SUX!) and don’t want to also use it for audiobooks.

Also, you can download the books as MP3 and throw onto any USB drive and stick it in your car for easy playback! I can even use my steering wheel controls to rewind if i need to.

Target’s RedCard is great. You save 5% at the checkout. You also get free shipping from their webiste (which, i’ve never used).