Really, how do they get SO good so fast? Whenever i try Fortnite, i die SO fast. Dangit!

Well, actually, it’s just using Google to help me figure all this out.

I don’t have any payment setting saved with Microsoft at all, and my kids have kids accounts. So, they are doubly crippled in trying to buy anything.

Shaken, not stirred?

da fuq? Am i supposed to see something? Cuz all i see is a big black bar. No text.

Glad that i’m not on Facebook now. They know NOTHING about me.

DA FUQ?!

Oh....didn’t know there was a challenge going on! But let me try it.

Aw, i needed this article about a month ago. Came home and had an Amazon package waiting on my porch. I reach down to pick it up and quickly notice it’s not for me. Then i take a closer look and wow, did they ever F up the delivery. Not even my street. In fact, i don’t even know where it SHOULD have gone. Anyway, i do…

Um....i see nothing on this page? Is it a video? If so....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Did you touch yourself inside your underwear? If yes...WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS.

How about unlocked Galaxy S7??

We had Sprint for years and were using the nice corporate discount thru my wife’s work. But, it was still in the mid 200's (at least....i forget exactly how much now) per month for three lines. We went into all the 4 major network stores (because their websites are SO confusing!) and they were still confusing AND…

Great....can’t view the video at work...

And i’m still waiting for Oreo....

You’ll have to pry Amazon from my cold, dead hands....

Wow, that is one serious vibrator!

Wow, that is one serious vibrator!

I haven’t bought anything on Swappa yet, but, i have sold quite a few items i would have otherwise thrown away. I’ve sold old phones and tablets. It’s a great way to sell used tech!

Except i HATE mushrooms.

Hmm, good for camping? Or maybe backyard movie night?

Hmm, good for camping? Or maybe backyard movie night?