Cool. Now you need to write an article for proper use of fog lights and how they are not to be used all the damn time.

I’m still to this day not on any social media. I’ve only got a handfull of friends that i actually want to keep in contact with, so we text and/or email each other. We know what’s going on in each other’s lives, and guess what....the whole world doesn’t know. Life is good.

I want! But, my desk doesn’t have a good place to mount this... :(

I want! But, my desk doesn’t have a good place to mount this... :(

OH YEAH! So my wife is in labor having our baby and the hospital we are at is in plan, and the ob/gyn doc is in plan. However, the doc that gives the epidural (too lazy to figure out how to spell the doctor type) is not in network, and we only find this out way later when we get the big ass bill. DA FUQ?!

Video needs more butt. Please.

Yeah, i have PTO instead of sick time. However, my job does also afford me the ability to work from home. Which, is exactly what i do unless i’m feeling so bad that i just need to lie down all day long.

Really, just show me the damn bobsled and stop cutting away for the personal struggle stories!

This is totally the case with inkjet printers, cuz there’s always one on sale every week somewhere....and it’ll be cheaper than buying replacement ink.

This is totally the case with inkjet printers, cuz there’s always one on sale every week somewhere....and it’ll be…

I use a layered approach so i don’t have single point of failure. I first have my FitBit go off, with two separate alarms, a couple minutes apart. Then, a couple minutes later, i have my phone set with another couple alarms a couple minutes apart. This has always woken me up and on time.

Anyone else read the title as the plural of ass?

Yeah, no. I use my one hour commute as phone free time and to think about stuff and junk.

Headline says to use this tool....ok, what tool??

Not really sure what i thought puffers might be....but, this is not it.

Not really sure what i thought puffers might be....but, this is not it.

You know....i REALLY do wonder which Star Wars movie(s) these so called real fans actually DO like? They hated the prequels, and so far they hate the sequel trilogy. I just want these “fans” to go away since it’s so clear that they just aren’t making Star Wars movies that they like anymore.

Oh, i do sunscreen on the ears and neck (front and back), as well as my lower face. But i try to stay out of the sun as much as possible...at least, in the middle of the day when it’s at it’s worst.

Yeah, i wear a baseball style hat and UV blocking sunglasses when outside. Soooooo...pretty much from my nose up are in the shade all the time anyway. Do i still need to put sunscreen on these areas??

OH MY YES!!! I have had to overrule it more recently as it tries to make me take a left onto a busy multi-lane street without a light. Yeah, no....bad Waze!

Honestly....i would prefer to be uncovered. I’m not looking for sex or a happy ending or anything like that. I just find the whole draping/undraping process a little stunting. But yeah, i guess when i’m laying on my back, i want my junk covered up. But i could really care less if my entire back of my body is…

Too hairy? Da fuq?!!?!?! No, there’s no such thing as too hairy. Now, not enough hair, oh hell yeah.

Chicago pizza, FTW!