Has everything but the actual games....am i right?

Has everything but the actual games....am i right?

The only exercise i want on my birthday is sex.

eh

This is my rule for ALL calls.

Sweeet!

ME TOO! I’m at work and have a charger stand for my S7 and if i need to unlock my phone, i just use my fingerprint to open it up (that’s right, F u face id!). I even got a charger pad for my desk at home for my work from home days.

I still cannot believe that Apple FINALLY decided to align with an industry standard!

I still cannot believe that Apple FINALLY decided to align with an industry standard!

I have Android with the fingerprint sensor and i don’t think i can get another phone without it. But the user experience of unlocking my phone with just a finger is awesome. Having to actually look at my phone to unlock...F that. Seriously.

So let me get this right....the X doesn’t have touch ID at all and you have to use face ID? Which lights you up like a Christmas tree in the dark just to unlock your damn phone? Great...the movie experience is gonna get even worse....

Usually when my kids have homework they don’t understand, it’s math. And then they ask us for help, and if my wife and I both don’t understand it, then we simply write a note to the teacher that politely states we don’t know what the F they are trying to do and move on. Mind you, i have an engineering degree and had…

And Trump is gonna make America great again...by getting rid of peanut allergies!

Right....and knowing is half the battle!

But what time does it start?

But what time does it start?

You take the good with the bad.... ;)

Hmm yeah, i think this is the only exercise i’d be interested in. It combines my two favorite past times...seeing ladies in yoga pants and drinking.

Came here to see Dark Side of the Moon. Leaving happy

Came here to see Dark Side of the Moon. Leaving happy

Mmmmm mommy butt

SERIOUSLY!!!!

HOLY BUTT CHEEKS!!!

I used to work at a place that had these, but they were hyper sensitive in that pretty much any movement on your part would unleash an undercarriage washing. I’m disappointed in myself for never thinking of doing this.