how you gonna use it when it’s closed and in a vise like this???

how you gonna use it when it’s closed and in a vise like this???

What about coffee, or beer, or vodka?

yeah.....wtfh?

Does this work with Android Wear? I just got a smartwatch and would love for this to work with that?

OR.....how about they have all the sky to fly around in, but find the road when you are driving thru. Case in point...motherfucking geese. They can fly around the world without stopping (no idea, but, they do migrate long distances), AND YET....they have to waddle across the damn road very slowly as you are trying…

This is all fine and dandy until the monsters move from under your bed into your closet. Those monsters are shifty like that.

This is all fine and dandy until the monsters move from under your bed into your closet. Those monsters are shifty…

You had me at bacon, and quite frankly, there was no need to go beyond.

Hmm, i don’t know....i really do love me some Donkey Chips for my chip fix. Despite the funny name, they are awesome tortilla chips. Not sure where all they are available, but, they are made here in Chicago (well, a suburb) and all over the stores here.

Yup, rhyme with haze or daze or graze or plays (diff spelling, but, you get the idea). Def does NOT rhyme with Jay-Z!!!

And this is precisely why i use Waze on my commute every day. I have a 35 mile each way commute through Chicago traffic and Waze has totally saved my butt more than once by routing me around a problem. That said, Waze has had this for a while now and it is a nice feature as sometimes the speed limit can change and…

What am i gonna do? Not a damn thing! I’ve got Android, FTW!

Yup, fuck the ocean!

Taste of Madison (Wisconsin)....one word.....bacon on a stick. yeah, the only word that matters is BACON.

Any Star Wars movie sounds better than Carol. Same for Star Trek. That’s right, even Star Trek 5....row row row your boat indeeed!

I’m at work, can’t view the video, so yeah, more pics!

I can’t run any slower, cuz, i don’t run. Unless my life depends on it. And then, i will likely let my life down...

hehehe....Large Marge

mmmm butts!

Yup, we did it every day for over a year. Did the whole tracking and all that and i even got tested (twice, cuz surely the first result was wrong) for sperm count and ALL of that. And in the end, we just relaxed and didn’t stress about all the details and boom....pregnant. And yeah, neither of us got sore doing it…

Meh. Just do it at least once a day, unless she’s on her period cuz obviously then, it doesn’t matter. But don’t try special positions, or pillows or whatever. Just do it and enjoy it. And then later tell your kids how much you did it to make them. hahaha