That is GENIUS!

Yeah, except all the trim in my house is stained wood. So, i HAVE to replace it. And yeah, matching the stain on new trim to 20+ year old trim is a bitch!

Perfect timing! I was just thinking i need to replace my wipers before winter.

Perfect timing! I was just thinking i need to replace my wipers before winter.

What about fire hazard tho? Are they safe to keep plugged in and won’t cause a fire? I know a guy who knows a guy whose house burnt down cuz they left their cell phone charger plugged in. True story.

Huh, minivan at #7?? The rest make sense tho.

wut?!!! Why is ios getting updated first? I mean, Google freaking owns Waze!

We do the full sized bars from Costco. They usually wind up being around the same price as the mini bars, but, they go a long way to make potential egg wielding kids seek out someone else on the block.

Except that, 2000 hours is assumed to be how many hours are actually worked, with the assumption you get 2 weeks of vacation (80 hours).

YES YES OH MY YES!!!!! I’m constantly telling my kids to stop saying “like” every other word.

It’s like comparing Target to Walmart. Coincidentally, Sam’s is owned by Walmart....

Ha....i was gonna ask if i can use my Costco Amex to get this or not. But yeah, i’d MUCH rather just go to Costco.

Make that THREE reasons....two in the front and one in back. ;)

TRUTH!! Seems like we run to the grocery store pretty much every day. Need milk, need bread, need this, need that, need the other. Sure, we could try to forecast what we need ahead of time, but, there’s also not room in the fridge for multiples of things. Plus, grocery store is 5 minutes away, so easier just to run…

Police station.

I’m reading this and have a table saw. :P

Yeah, i’m totally cool with that. But, is it ok if we check out your butt in those nice yoga pants?

Target, FTW!

Gonna have to say the same thing about Wrigley Field. Sure, it’s a cool old stadium and all, but, it’s not THE place to view. I mean, what about being at Adler Planetarium and taking in the skyline across the water? (can’t paste pics or even links to show you what i mean....but it really is awesome)

Huh, i have one step to happiness....sex.

THanks. I really hate news stories that are videos. I came here to read an article (videos are blocked at work), not watch a video.