Thing is, starting shit is part of the reason Trump supporters wear the hat. They adore victimhood and actively look forward to someone treating them as they really are, so that they can then go on about how ‘thugs’ and ‘leftists’ and ‘snowflakes’ target them and whatnot. They want those 15 mins of fame and the chance…

His attorney is an Infowars fan! Nuff said.

I’m over twice as old as this little shit. I’ve made it this far in life without being the subject of a national news story. It’s not even something I’ve tried not to do. I just don’t go around starting shit. It’s pretty fucking easy, actually. 

I am sure that Nicholas Sandmann and his family must be very disappointed, but I am sure that they can take solace in the knowledge that with this administration Nicholas is very likely to be just a few months away from being the next Acting Secretary of State.

Me big man, me kill things! Unnnngh!

This is what really bothers me about photos taken posing with dead animals. The perpetrators seem so proud of themselves for killing a defenseless animal that was minding its own business. Hey if you want to hunt and/or fish and have a plan to responsible consume your prey, go for it. But standing there with a stiffy…

As the son of an avid fisherman, who was married to a woman who couldn’t stand fishing, I’ve seen both of those smiles before. And if my knowledge is any guide, Don as of this photo is about T-30 minutes on having to get to a place with no mosquitos and air conditioning, or buying at least a necklace or something.

Can’t wait for the day when I see an Instagram posting of a huge fish  holding DJTJ by his lip with his mouth limply hanging open.

Don still hasn’t been contacted about modelling in the Erotic Carp Calendar.

Jesus fucking Christ, this guy.

Since Selena Gomez is going to be a zombie in this production, wouldn’t it be a really great casting idea for Justin Bieber to be another zombie?

Jail?

I think of another sci fi television property - Star Trek. Patrick Stewart is more than willing to tell folks today about his attitude towards joining the cast of the show as a “serious, professional” actor with Shakespeare cred out the wazoo. The rest of the cast’s jocularity and casual demeanor, he thought, was…