Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)

Who is this guy and why do people apparently care?

I’ll cut the cake.

Someone please prevent more superhero movies.

CLANG.

Move over to Foobar - You'll thank me later :)

http://www.foobar2000.org/

Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down there son. Where are you guys shopping for slow cookers that they cost a hundred bucks? I just picked up a new 6 qt for $20, and they had several sizes and styles to choose from for less than that.

Then how do you explain magnets?

Magic everywhere in this bitch.