Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)

Mediocrity + Christianity = Business Plan

The real reason was revealed by Robert Cargill over on Double Toasted...

They didn’t pay Gawker a bunch of money to advertise just so you could suggest less idiotic options. Bastard. Lol

Who is this guy and why do people apparently care?

I’ll cut the cake.

You know on Christmas day when your kids are opening presents and you want to capture the moment but you also don’t want to be stuck messing with a camera? Or your girlfriend is giving you an awesome blowjob and you want to capture the moment to jack off to later but you also don’t want to be stuck with a messy…

Would be pretty useful for tracking puposes, proving an alibi, or just a complete retrospective I guess.

Someone please prevent more superhero movies.

CLANG.

Once your dick is online you’ll be able to participate in virtual sex. Today, this is done through teledildonics.

Once your dick is online ...

Oh geeze, some of the quotes in that article...

Is it me or do the babies look like tiny ninja throwing stars?

Yes, I try to go as often as I know there will be sunfish there. I love these fish and could stare at them for hours.

Ages ago, when the world was young, the Monterey Bay Aquarium had only been open for a couple of years, and mammoths roamed the earth, I say my first ocean sunfish there at the tender age of 2. It was a life-altering experience of just how gloriously odd and wonderful life can be.

Wow! I’ve never seen a bady one before. I always wondered why they were called sunfish. It’s interesting that it doesn’t propel itself with sideways tail motion like 99% of fish, instead, sort of “rowing” through the water with its dorsal and ventral fins. Als, the sunken ship in the background of that video makes it…

In 2012 here in Maine lifeguards yanked everyone out of the water at a popular beach when three dorsal fins were sighted a stone’s throw out. Guess the actual culprits.

The Monteray Bay Aquarium has one, if you can manage to make it out that way. No ocean required. Put it on the bucket list maybe.

Yeah, in german it’s also called Mondfisch (moonfish) ... according to the Wiki it’s in reference to it’s round shape. The part with the sun can be only found in the english name, as far as I understand.