A citizen that specified the young man had a weapon, but it was probably fake. And the cop shot him within moments of arriving on the scene.

I'd enact some structural adjustment policies to her production system.

At first I imagined it to be produced by a shoal of fish sporting on the surface, but our savage friends assured us that it was caused by a shoal of "whihenies" (young girls), who in this manner were coming off from the shore to welcome us…

The kids I saw get picked on were the poor, gay, ugly, small, or fat. And that one who read Adbusters and wore a skirt (or kilt?) to school one day.

Thank you!

The first part of your description seems like a decent premise for a book. It doesn't seem ludicrous to me to think that scientific and technological progress might outstrip society's ability to apply them in a harmonious way.

Sounds like what happens to my stomach when I binge watch House and eat ice cream all day.

The pounds of raw cookie dough I've eaten have convinced me that salmonella is much more rare than we've been led to believe.

I think it was just a raw egg dropped in a beer. They called it "Breakfast".

Don't overcook it.

Hey Doggy!

Always don a Cloak of Reflection when interacting with your Eye Tyrant. The first few Cause Serious Wounds will possibly kill him, but he's got to learn.

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Marble Rye

Dear Nucleador von Shirtwaist the Third

Don't hold your breath waiting to get it published. On second thought, do that.

Jujubees

Time is more integral to the process than most comics let on.

"In addition to supplying vital nutrients, many vegetables are a source of dietary fiber."

Quit yer blubbering!