Since you’ve seen THAT movie- you should definitely watch Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. It’s fucking hilarious- way better than it has any right to be and might even do a better play on the “creepy hillbillies hunt kids in the woods” than Cabin in the Woods.

Fun story about Solange: She was the Honorary Muse this year at Mardi Gras (Like a parade grand marshal) and she rode the float and threw beads and shit. The next day, all the local papers were running a story that Solange had lost her wedding ring when she was throwing and offering a reward.

PLEASE BE GEENA DAVIS. I’ve never wanted anything so much in my entire life.

Public schools could shut down a lot of violence if there was an expulsion policy after fights. BUT, there would also have to be a lot more alternative schools, much more intense peer and teacher-led mediation, and very clear steps everyone would have to take to avoid a fight.

I always attributed it to gender norms- “boys will be boys” and all that- so they can fight and it’s fine. Girls are expected to work on their issues in every other possible way, so by the time they get to physical violence whatever it is that is causing the fight is overwhelming and the result is just absolute,…

There’s a, not a saying exactly, but an understanding between two teachers that you never, ever, get between two girls fighting each other. Boys can usually be separated and calmed down once they’re no longer looking at each- one or two teachers can handle it.

My nephew gets WAAAAAAAAY more attention when my mom or me is watching than when his parents are.

I was the go-to babysitter in my neighborhood because I made it a point to have the kids in bed and asleep by the time the parents came home. (How else am I going to eat ice cream and enjoy that sweet, sweet, premium cable?)

Deep South. Traditional- know a lot of girls in the big sororities at the state schools.

I fully support a dress code in high schools that requires x hemline and y type of pants and a specific shirt, etc., etc.

My boyfriend’s dad is a six-foot-eight former marine with a voice like gravel and a look that could freeze fire.

I don’t think Key and Peele would do that. They did an AMA last night and someone asked what animal they would use for the sequel, and they seemed horrified at the implication that the kitten wouldn’t be there.

As slightly-younger-than-Prince generation, my first introduction was seeing her singing “Kiss” in Pretty Woman. Then, a few years later, I watched the “big girls’ class” do a jazz performance in the recital to “Let’s Go Crazy.” That was the moment I got hooked.

I had this conversation with a friend of mine who’s having an existential crisis because he doesn’t find his work meaningful enough- it doesn’t give him purpose.

Thought, I just read the Oprah interview and she said, about the shirt:

I think that actors like Tom Hanks really have it locked down. He stays out of the spotlight in his personal life, ignores/avoids the paparazzi and gives interviews only about their films and their work. So even if he’s an asshole (which he really doesn’t seem to be) you would never know, because he keeps his mouth…

It’s ballet trying to catch up to the fact that it’s no longer a pursuit for middle-class/wealthy white girls and hasn’t been for, oh, decades?
Hopefully Misty Copeland’s notoriety will help push companies that make tights/pointe shoes to start expanding their color offerings.

Oh for fuck’s sake. I just looked this up and it’s ridiculous. One of his staffers improperly accessed Clinton’s voter data, the DNC locked them out of the system for one day and then restored access. Stop acting like a child- if you hadn’t accessed data that didn’t belong to you it wouldn’t have happened.