I will watch Conviction just for Haley Atwell.

Yup, I trust my German Shepherd to keep me safe far more than my panicky husband with a gun.

SAME BOAT. i love my boyfriend dearly, but i know i felt that twinge of sadness. not that there is any universe in which i’d have a chance with cap, but still.

This is where the whole responsible gun ownership argument is void. My dad owned a lot of guns. Us girls were taught to shoot them at a young age. My sister and I aced our Hunter’s Safety tests the first year she could take them (I was still three years too young, but they made an exception because I scored a 98%). I…

Thank you for sharing the extra details. I am less depressed by your story knowing that the friend group ostracized him for this behavior.

I just watched the second for Zac Efron. Dear Lord, the body on that guy.

You can tell it is science because it involves a laser.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

FILTHY

This!!! I don’t have a prenup. It would be advantageous for my husband to get me to sign a post nup, as he makes something like 4x what I earn. We once had a really awful fight in which I broke down crying hysterically and told him I felt trapped and had nowhere to go and can't afford to leave (there was some other…

If he gets Russell Crowe to play Rum Tum Tugger I am there.

The hardest of passes.

I’m pretty sure no one wants to spend every single moment with their child(ren), but nobody wants to say it out loud.

See, we did a bunch of extra-curriculars, but there wasn’t this bullshit about parents going to every game and (holy shit) EVERY PRACTICE. My parents both worked until late so I was responsible for getting myself home. I hope to be able to provide my kids more support than that but I’ll be damned if I’m spending my…

She didn’t care, she’s two.

The fact that they felt to reach such an obscure conclusion is what haunting to me. They could've easily have looked into African hair but instead, they're so invested in erasure and white heliocentricity that Lupita had no choice but to stunt on these hoes. Go Lupita, go!

I also think the happiest parents are the ones who eschew most of the bullshit. Guess what, parents? Your kid is going to be just fine if he goes to public school, wears hand-me-downs, and doesn’t play travel soccer. I’m one of 5 kids, so I learned very early on that my life was not the only one that mattered and that…

Non-judgmental vegan here. You are spot-on. All that fake crap is just that - crap. It's much more fun and creative to try to make vegan food that is actually good, as opposed to trying to scratch some old itch by eating "tofu pups".

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Also wouldn’t that be way too much potassium and sugar?