Well that’s what happens, isn’t it? Unattractive people who are kind and have a goodness about them quickly become less unattractive.

Amazing the difference that the lake makes.

The Onion had a pet pros cons list and one of them was “remember, a pet is a ticking time bomb of tragedy.”

Our cat ate an inch long piece of a rubber dog toy and after vomiting for a week and then collapsing had to be rushed in for emergency surgery (we’d already taken him to the vet once, but they didn’t get x-rays until the second time).

I have a dog that is THE WORST. She jumps and she scratches and she eats EVERYTHING and she tries to kill people who come into our house and I can’t imagine life without her.

Yes. And I’m not religious so it’s not something that’s come up for me.

My boyfriend had white sheets when we moved in together. After months of negotiating and getting nowhere I bought a new white shirt, removed the comforter and laid it out on the sheets. When he came home and saw the contrast I finally won the battle to throw them out.

I was talking about this with a co-worker today. Like, I’m really fascinated by Jewish culture and religion, but I’m not Jewish. I would never say I’m Jewish. At no point if someone asked me if I was Jewish would I think it’s ok to say that I was.

I think a well-trained and well-utilized school resource officer is an asset to a school. Too often, schools use them to de-escalate routine situations, which isn’t necessary. But, earlier this year, when a student down the hall started screaming that she was going to kill her teacher and throwing desks at other…

The Democratic slogan this election should be “Vote for us. We’re not bigoted monsters.”

Preaching to the choir. I just sat there and drank my beer.

Got it.

Who chooses white for bridesmaids dresses? Just, what? I don’t understand...

I tend to side-eye relationships with that large of an age gap. But they look happy and 28 is definitely old enough to make un-manipulated decisions so best of luck to them both.

^^THISSS

judge away. I’ve been cleaning the house, I need to run out for some milk and a bag of rice, I’m not changing out of my t-shirt and workout pants.

When I took drivers’ ed, my instructor was talking about road rage and he said “If someone is being aggressive when driving, take a deep breath and think about how shitty their lives must be that they feel the need to control the actions and dominate the movement of people they don’t even know. And then let it go.”
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I mean, I wear THE SHIT out of my yoga pants, but I’m under no impression that I look stylish when I do. Just that they’re super comfy and I can’ be bothered to change.

Like, yes, I want him to have a public shaming and to be confronted with his own hypocrisy.

I think (and I’m not super well-versed) everyone always knew his name, it was his location/people he was involved in that he was very secretive of.