Woah! That one white dude crushed it.

Like Skip Bayless doesn’t eat mayo.

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

There is nothing worse than watching Zach Braff’s mouth make out with anyone.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

One time my girlfriend and I were hosting a party and he got one of our guests to snort a line of cocaine off his balls in our bathroom.

Whoa now let’s leave Russell Wilson out of this

“There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a robot can’t play Quarterback.”

“Luckily my friend got hit by a foul ball and had to go to GW Hospital, so I left in the 6th.”

OMG you can’t just ask why there are only white people in a video set in Africa!!

“Was it Sting?”

Well it wasn’t Chyna.

WWE has wrestling on Monday afternoons?

Stole the comment right out from under me. Fuck Castro’s glove.

I was listening to the game on the radio when it happened, and Pat Hughes and Ron Coomer were moderately surprised that it was an error. After I saw the play (which, admittedly, was after the game was over), it seemed like an error to me. Ball was hit right at him, it hit his glove, and Starlin Castro is not good at…

Stalin Castro tried to field a ground ball by jumping into the air while keeping his glove on the ground.... If that's not an error, I don't know what is.

Dodgers can’t buy a hit with $300 million, but aquire plenty of whine-

Looks like an error to me, that being it was a fieldable ball that the second basemen fucks up.

So Adrian Gonzalez was asking every Cub who reached base about this? What the hell, man?