Yeah too bad he threw it for the team with the 3rd best record in the NL and like the 5th best in all of baseball instead of someone relevant.

Yes, it is unfortunate he plays on team that on the prime time national broadcast during his no-hitter because of their current position as a postseason contender.

Days of Thunder came out 25 years ago.

I wasn't aware they were releasing a prequel to Suicide Squad before it even comes out.

It’s good they gave the movie a name even the most traumatized brain could remember.

I prefer this one

+1 for utilizing the Baboons from the Gawker article. Seamless cross over!

My Old School. Steely Dan. 1973! I've been up to my ass in unpacking. Haven't posted but really enjoyed some Hendrix and SRV posts. You guys are holding me up! Took the kid to tour Texas A&M today. That is one squared away school. She toured Texas State last week but found it a bit too populated by hippies. Your kids,…

Um, because she called him out for beating women and that’s a shitty thing for him to do?

So you think you should be fined when you’re late to work? When your house is a mess? When you mismatch your socks in the morning?

It’s college players. How exactly does anyone justify fining them money?

First Kane, now Rose.

This is I.K.’s fault. He should have known before making his college choice that people in Louisiana love to go catfishing.

Nah. They’ll just suspened Keith Law for rolling his eyes at Shilling’s dumb ass.

Sweet! This means my Bears will only lose by 14 in W1 instead of 20! (It’s gonna be a looooong season)

and herpes

+1

It’s about time someone said “No Jeets!” during his highlight video.

Fuck you.

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